[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

I think you are forgetting that there are a lot of hobby farms that were using TS to get their chickens and feed. Lots of gay hobby farms. These people were the profit margin for TS.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I hate trying to search for specific things on amazon because negative operators don't work. I'm frequently trying to find products that don't contain specific words. Like when I wanted a foam mattress cover that wasn't cooling. I need all the heat I can get when sleeping. But trying to find one that wasn't marketed as cooling? No such luck. I tried using search engines that honor negatives but no such luck. Amazon has thwarted every attempt to find what I want.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yes. Also Blenheim Ginger Ale is good. This was my attempt to clone their good stuff. Not perfect but really close.

9.5 oz (net weight) of peeled ginger 1 cup sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 2 cups + 6 cups water 1/4 tsp yeast (white wine or champagne is best but bread yeast will do)

  • place the peeled ginger into a food processor
  • blend until creamy
  • add the ginger, sugar, lemon juice and the two cups of water in a sauce pan
  • turn the heat on to high and stir until sugar is dissolved
  • bring to a boil
  • place lid on the pot and lower the heat to low and simmer for 5 minutes
  • remove from heat
  • cover and let rest for 1 hour
  • strain it through a fine strainer or cheese cloth and a funnel into a plastic two liter bottle
  • add in the rest of the water
  • use an ice bath or time let it cool to 70f
  • add the yeast, be sure to proof your yeast first
  • put the lid on the bottle
  • shake it up
  • replace the lid with some foil or an air lock
  • let rest for 24-48 hours at room temp
  • place it in the refrigerator to stop fermentation
  • release the gas every day to avoid it from exploding
[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Americans can't cook. This is a standard breakfast at a restaurant.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Coffee black. Cereal with yogurt or heavy cream.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Bacon is a processed food. A tasty one.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Three eggs. But yes. Sig P365.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Not sure if your hyperventilating was caused by Heathcliff without Heathcliff. I recommend taking two HAM and checking in the morning.

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[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Elephants and leopards have a lot in common. Politically

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Definitely. At the last corporate job I had I was told at the very beginning of the interview that I was overqualified and that the only reason I was there was because their trainer (a former coworker of mine) said they had to interview me.

I got the job. I was thinking about quitting when they fired me because I didn't park my car on the property because I was following the rules.

I was thinking about quitting because the place was a total mess. The first clue was during the interview they warned me they didn't have KPIs at this call center job. When I actually started working I noticed that I had no one person to report to, massive inefficiencies, I could have spent a day or two creating from scratch their much needed IVR and that after three months on the phone not one person I started with had had a review of any kind. I had 20 years of call center experience and 20 years of Linux administration and I was fighting back every urge to rearrange the furniture because this major company was a complete shit show. I was over qualified. I should have never taken the job. They should have never hired me.

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What an unfortunate thing to happen on free dozen eggs night.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I love the use of Molly Ringwald for the picture. The person who in all their roles wouldn't be on onlyfans because each character was hyper concerned about being proper.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

I'm really enjoying these. They show that he isn't just about beating anybody up but he actually has a code that he lives by. If he beats up everyone, he's just 1980s Heathcliff. By offering these counter examples, we see a much more complex person.

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Heathcliff

If you aren't familiar with this project here are the basics:

I remove Heathcliff from each day's Heathcliff comic. In most cases this preserves their absurdist, dada, anti-joke vibe because his presence is frequently irrelevant to the joke even though he is the titular character.

Every day except Sunday. On those days I add him to something he wasn't in.

This isn't Garfield Minus Garfield. Those edits become introspective instead of more or the same level of surreal. Those were done selectively versus this project being daily. The edits I do are to show that Heathcliff is often irrelevant to the joke/anti-joke absurdism that is modern Heathcliff. I will also be posting edits by others on the Heathcliff editor community that aren't on Lemmy.

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Be safe out there

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Sunday edition (lemmy.world)

Labyrinth but with Heathcliff as Toby.

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