Trump is 78.

How many Thai-sticks were involved in the making of this movie?

I liked him in A Princess of Mars (or as Disney botched it- John Carter)

This person eats toast with a murder weapon

Mussolini had power for 21 years.

Calm down Jonathan Swift

Hi, I'm Troy McClure...

Maturity

Go to Turkey. Visit the shops in Istanbul where they sell carpets. Be invited in for a beer and a meal.

They will serve delicious apple tea.

But really, it's the whole experience. And that's the best tea.

Fostered and inculcated by the plethora of churches across the land, who also DON'T PAY TAXES. They are a cancer, rotting us from within.

The moral of this story is that old white men can't be trusted. --Aesop

Millions needlessly died and Texas was advocating for "letting Grandma die."

The town of Uvalde overwhelmingly voted for the same people who allowed their children to be slaughtered.

The "I grew up fine" crowd did NOT, in fact, grow up fine.