Flocklesscrow

joined 8 months ago
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

Schumer is probably drafting a stern finger wagging right this second.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 18 hours ago

She should probably find a different line of work

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

Most bats are made of maple now

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

Jean Valjean?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

Maybe they wanted Luke Skywalker to be some kind of Jesus figure? Or just a garden-variety white savior?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago

No need for the qualifier. Religion is dumb.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno. Maybe. Have you seen that jacked up Korean Jesus?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago

*was avoidable, by taking steps 25-40 years ago. Boomers took us right over the edge of any cliff they could find, again and again.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone really need 7 children?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The safe word is "pop tart"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

skeptical ER doctor face

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Boomers absolutely voted for the current reality. They also made sure to pull up every ladder they used to gain advantages.

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