Alcohol is usually held to stricter portion control than other foodstuffs since it's more tightly regulated.

His mom should have swallowed instead.

Fucking anti nuclear dipshits.

I wish I was unethical enough to grift the shit out of those rubes.

Because he didn't engage in, not found guilty of.

Someone should publish a study that self castration is harmful and should maybe be phased out.

Something is good for consumers so it must be a problem. Fucking economists.

Were there a bunch of snickers and Reese's in that bag or was he just insane

Ford does not give a shit if an employee dies. Sucks doesn't it?

Amazon makes a lot of money facilitating the sales of counterfeit goods.

By deleting the app and never looking at the website.

I've blocked all Twitter ads since it got taken over by hate groups and will continue to successfully block them forever.