I played Dark Souls 1 for the first time about a year ago and it was a miserable experience. I legitimately cannot understand what people enjoy about it. It was slow, clunky, and frustrating. The game was designed to be irritating. The only enjoyable boss in the main game was Ornstein and Smough (although the DLC bosses were all fantastic, with a special shout out to Artorias). The rest were either garbage or Crapra Demon, which deserves it's own special level in hell.

Prior to that, I had beaten every other Souls game other than DS 2 (and platinumed Bloodborne, Elden Ring, and Sekiro), so I know it's not cause I don't like Souls games.

I think if I had played DS 1 as my first, it would have turned me off of the entire genre. I don't even think it's because I had played more recent games first, because I love Demon's Souls.

I can't even remember the last time I had cash in my wallet

Pure oxygen does not burn on its own. It needs a fuel.

Holy fucking shit your parents had TEN kids?

Religion is a hell of a drug.

And the website is called something like Best-Vacuum-Cleaners-Blog.com

One of the very few things he's said that I actually agree with. Although I suspect we're not thinking of the same people.

Nah you couldn't pay me to put this TV in my home.

Also LOL at "smartest" TV. If you can't install your own apps, then it isn't exactly very smart.

Holy shit these are just as cringy as I remember them. Excellent find, OP.

If it's not an institution of politics, then stop inserting your politics into it, you tool.

Wonder how many bus loads it's going to take before republicans get their heads out of their address and stop engaging in human trafficking.

So it's actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn't made and definitely doesn't exist, but The Last Airbender. I'm glad it doesn't actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.

If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.

But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.