[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago

I didn't realize you could even run for GOP lesbian

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

🎶The best part of waking up, is taking a massive dump🎶

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

Absolutely, some of them are the staunchest Zionists

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

They wouldn't want to make more money because that would mean they'd have to pay a higher tax rate. Don't try to explain how tax brackets actually work because you'll just make them angry for highlighting their ignorance.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'd like to see a cookie notice that just says "it's your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we're gonna use them and you can safely assume we'll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks."

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Of course he does. How do you think he gets those dreamy eyes?

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

sharks are older than trees.

Living ones?

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

REMEMBER TO CRANK YOUR HOG CAREFULLY IN THE FOG

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You gotta do something about it.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 197 points 4 months ago

Mental health maintenance is a valid reason to use sick leave, and getting out of town to have some fun is exactly what people need from time to time. Her union should hire her a good lawyer to tell the district to pound sand.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 163 points 8 months ago

Every woman in Ohio should call the coroner to report their monthly discharge, just in case

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