To be fair, he really needs that last $339 million

Put a carbon tax on jet fuel and use the proceeds to build better carbon neutral public infrastructure and she can fly as much as she wants for all I care

You can, but no one is

Sounds like they were just gun owners

Exactly he never got Christmas with his family, no holidays at the beach and no change to grow old with his loved ones

We used to read it as kids when we went over our internet quota for the week and it was the only thing that still loaded

Did you tell him that a beer bottle is cock shaped?

Let's hope they don't have a grudge against humanity with that military training

At first I was thinking where's the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

Let's send people on an exodus to Egypt. No way they're gonna wanna come back. They either don't get irony or haven't read their own book

In democracy, voters pick the politicians. In the USA, politicians pick the voters

I use bandcamp, not quite a cd, but you get access to a flac or mp3 depending on your choice and apparently they do a decent job looking after their artists. They even have days where all money goes to the artist