We gotta arm the teacher fish

I feel ashamed to immediately get this reference

Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

Well, now you have to move to the panhandle after that commercial, let us know how it is.

More like "what broke?"

I was banned from /r/funny for commenting on a spam post, place is so dumb

Non-Euclidean anatomy

What are you going to do, stab me?

-Student stabbed to death

I worked at a movie theater when this came out, probably watched ten times or so, such a funny movie.

Best read in Ron Howard's voice

I've also never seen an original of the format this is from, glad I wasn't the only one confused

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn't know that was even possible until then.