GreenKnight23

joined 8 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

well, I don't have anything to hide. Do you?

edit: because the sarcasm was lost on some, I am not advocating for this message.

I am mocking it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they've got is a roast beef sammy?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

cool. now I can lose even more data when it dies.

no thanks...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they tie the rope to a drone and fly it over.

the drones were given to them by aliens that had a vested interest in helping humans out because they lost a bet with the bigger aliens of alpha ceti 3.

all this is true, my dad's uncles cousins brother heard it from a friend that used to live in Incaville.

they also had cures for autism that were the opposite of our current day vaccine for autism.

edit: 🤣

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (6 children)

so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

girly shampoos and body soaps feel good...

herbal essences was my kink for a long time.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yes, keep moving those goal posts.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I was exactly like you. my last console was the original Xbox.

I got a retroid pocket 5 and have done more gaming on that in 3 months than I did in the last 10 years.

highly recommend it for the casual gamer.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

don't sweat it. you're both adults with life experience that is both greater than and equal to.

enjoy the date and be sure to be respectful and treat them as an equal. you can figure out who they are along the way 😉

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