[-] GuyFi 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I predict this will be quite tame compared to the rest of this thread but here you go anyway:

Our scene opens on a person with a bass guitar, practicing some sick slap bass perched upon an IKEA office chair. The player is lost in the zone, all mental facilities put to work making every strike with the thumb is accurate and powerful, and every pop of the fingers sends the strings into the fretboard with a gorgeous thwack! The sound is heavenly, a deep, rich, cutting tone- full of appropriate levels of CLANK and SNAP. The short riff being performed to a concert of no-one reaches its magnificent height, a slammingly heavy riff sounding like a funky machine gun, the bassists hands become a blur, the strings vibrate with precision and power, a glorious cacophony of ma-

kkrrmp.

Oh crap, I broke a string

[-] GuyFi 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dude I say this sincerely, acting as an apolitical person for this discussion-

What?

Upon further thought, my glaring lack of political literacy makes it sound like your talking about antisemitic accelerationists?

[-] GuyFi 13 points 1 month ago

High quality recorded audio everywhere I go

[-] GuyFi 13 points 3 months ago

Now this is the stuff I want to see more of

[-] GuyFi 12 points 3 months ago

This is a dad joke in meme form and I could not be happier

[-] GuyFi 13 points 4 months ago

My mixing studio monitors, I haven't properly gotten into mixing yet.

[-] GuyFi 17 points 7 months ago

Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol

[-] GuyFi 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've played alot of paperclips in classes, it just looks like a random website but it's a really fun idle clicker thingy it's at https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

[-] GuyFi 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, you just need a patch cable into a split coil humbucking electric bass guitar and a degree in aerospace engineering, pretty simple actually

[-] GuyFi 13 points 1 year ago

That's kinda cute lol, hope your doing far better now

[-] GuyFi 16 points 1 year ago

Personally I love the memory foam, harder pillow from IKEA I got for £15. It's so comfortable that other pillows feel like shit compared to it. It's not for everyone though

[-] GuyFi 14 points 1 year ago

They aren't, but they just can do that. International politics is reallllly anarchistic because how the fuck do you arrest a country. Say if the U.S decided to just stop exporting anything at all- no more food and other stuff- all you could really do is just tell them pwese downt doo that, we need the foweign aiwd :3 This also assumes your the leader of a powerful country, which is a rather difficult position to get to.

In essence, get fucked international politics go brrrrr

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