"I wonder what Yeti tastes like" - carnists, definitely

You don't owe anyone anything ever. Emotional labor! Emotional labor!

Skub stacking destroys micro ecosystems

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it them".

He hasn't been Trump for four years, that's what he's done!

I called the twist half-way through...

I wonder where they learned it.

What about the gulag for people who make hating pineapple on pizza a personality trait?

Veganism is the correct path forward.

Low Steaks

As a chronic shitposter, there's a certain balance between irony-poisoned and sincerity that I feel hexbear embodies and I feel comfortable in.

Folks we love our NATO hating trans comrades

Actually we love all trans comrades, it's just some haven't learned to be proper comrades yet!