Heisme

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[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you, loving the app btw.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I do not use 2FA, although I know I should.

 

Instance upgraded to Lemmy .19 Beta and now login through Avelon is broken.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

She changed the minute she was sworn into the Senate. And by changed I mean showed her true self. She was never anything other than a corporate plant meant to slow or stop progressive legislation.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In an insane world it’s the sane that seem insane. This is the most logical solution to all of McCarthy’s problems but it will seem so crazy to him that he won’t go for it. Battle seat Republicans are already talking about working with Democrats to solve this problem. All of this use to be a nonissue because surprise surprise people in a long far away time once voted over party lines to get shit done, just as you said.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Everything looks bigger with baby hands.

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

M. I. N. N. E. S. O. T. A. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeaaaaaah Gophers!!!

[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Heisme@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Goal post moving for his base. DeSantis “had to” take federal disaster relief money for the damage to his state caused by Hurricane Idiala(?) making him weak in their eyes(or so he believes). So now to appeal to/appease his sycophants he must promise the possibility of pain, poverty and destruction for those less fortunate.

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