Stay out of my luggage!
5 pizzas? Tell them youre having a pot luck and make them bring their own food. Great way to celebrate while saving money. Think of the company profits!
No it didn't, he waited the entire length of 30 seconds. They need to crank that up to 30 minutes!
"Opt out please"
NO OPT OUT, FUCK YOU!
You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!
Inflation was 8+%
And the new map will be just as bad as the old one oops! No good? Ok we'll do another map, oh its just as bad? Oops!
And repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Oh were out of time! Guess youll be forced to use one of the map we already made, oops!
Dont get all high and mighty. The United States is an amazing country! We have to deal with all this 'woke justice' every day bringing down our country. Once they are finally purged them we can finally have our fascist utopia rich straight white men will finally have all the power again, as demanded by the bible (which I hear is a great book, but honestly who has time to read these days)
Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered
Hey youre salaried right?
Yup
Great, we laid off 3 people and you need to work 100 hour weeks to keep things going
Do I get paid more?
You can get paid in unemployment if you keep sassing like that
Note, I have been given the line that I am expected to work 100 hour weeks. No I am not joking.
The person/people who run the community.
Next thing you know, youll demand women have control over their own bodies, pft.
What about the rich white men??? Have you ever thought about their needs?!?!?!
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ITypeWithMyDick
joined 1 year ago
And will only take one Maga thumper to make a hung jury