Mrs True is a hussy!

The Internet was...Weird. it was way more anonymous and way less centralized. You didn't just check Reddit or Lemmy or YouTube, you had a favorites bar. You would go down the list and check 4 different flash websites, 3 forums, and some news/entertainment article sites.

And friends would constantly tell you new sites you had to check out. And webcomics. You would find a webcomic and read it from the start, then add it to your weekly update list.

It was also peak gross Internet. You would always be wary of links friends would send. Goatse and lemon party were guaranteed to be hiding in one.

Everyone had their favorite flash game site. Simple, one player games that you did just for fun. No achievements or social element besides sharing the link with a friend.

No it's stupider and more complicated than that.

There's too much proof evolution exists, so they had to pretend that is part of God's plan too, but it doesn't work like science says it does.

The Bible says Noah got 2 of every "kind" of animal. So they made up a new label for the animal Kingdom. Animals fall into different "kinds."

Instead of getting 2 spider monkeys, 2 capuchin monkeys, two marmosets, etc, Noah got two chimpanzees. God killed every other primate species in the world with a flood. Then all the monkeys and apes we see today evolved in the 10,000 years (6,000? I forget) since they got off the ark.

So all the fossils from the flood are the species whose "kinds" were accounted for elsewhere.

But if he's really good at roleplaying, he'll just subtly try to steer the party clear of it.

Dwarves instinctively get the fuck away from dragon eggs.

The people that know were able to make mr incredible black and white.

Step 1: be a girl

Why does this make you mad?

Not pictured was the moaning and grinding on strangers.

hold up spork

I cringe when I see fursuits or people making their lives about their fursona, but it's their lives and no one should hate them for it.

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.