Most of us get fucked by capitalism every day.
Police impounded the Ferrari for seven days, and the driver, a 48-year-old man from Surrey, was handed a $483 fine for excessive speeding.
He just needs to buy 6 others and he can do this every day. The fine is just whatever.
Fuck everything about this.
Shoes off, unless it's construction work then boots on and I'll clean up after. Safety first.
Older cable management was fucking elegant.
You can't convince me that cable lacing isn't fucking fabulous.
It's to push you into their AI stuff.
Gimp the search engine enough that you need to turn to AI to get a worse version than what you had before. Also a form of enshittification.
"FC parade"?
Are there Fuck Cars parades?
Yes, yes I did RTFA, I know this one's a football thing, but still, a FuckCars parade might be à-propos.
I've dropped a smartphone once several years ago. I think it was the Galaxy S5.
First day, hadn't put it in a case yet, dropped it, tried to catch it with my foot but ended up kicking it into the steel frame of a cubicle.
The side dented but it survived.
Before that, the last time I had dropped a phone was.. a Motorola Razr that I dropped from a 28' ladder and onto the sidewalk, no car or anything, worked fine and barely a scratch.
Otherwise basically never.
The military industrial complex and their wallets
Shit, what if... I had already used my undo to unread this post?
Skinny jeans, crossing your legs, using an iron, shaping your eyebrows, and even eating soup are among the things he derides as too feminine.
DUDE!
If your super-manly-manliness is fucking threatened by... eating soup... you're not manly at all, you're just fucking pathetic, weak-sauce and insecure.
It's like trying to be "cool" by telling people how cool you are, you defacto are not.
My grandad ate soup every fucking meal after he came back from slapping nazis halfway accross the world, running uphill into fucking machine guns and he was more manlier than these shit-stain-producing-troglodytes.
They didn't even care back then, they sure as fuck don't care now.
This is probably our generation's asbestos.