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I mean, sure, at this point why not?

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago

In this case, Qatar Airways was making these extra journeys to avoid caps that allow it to make only 28 weekly trips to Australia’s major airports, which includes Melbourne. Landing at Adelaide Airport, which is not among that list, as the final destination enabled the airline to make additional journeys to Melbourne, as there were no limits on flights to non-major airports.

Cute.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

Their supporters aren't on welfare, that's for freeloaders.

Their supporters are all on SSDI because they have back pain from being overweight, and they can both cash the social security checks (which come out of a different section of the budget) and as a bonus they can sell any oxy pills they don't snort.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 109 points 9 months ago

Optimization, son.

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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago

God damn I'm old.

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 98 points 11 months ago

God damnit...

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago

Seems like defrauding the government should make one ineligible for government money.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/03/us/politics/yrc-coronavirus-relief-funds.html

The relationship between Apollo and the White House runs deep. In 2017, Josh Harris, a founder of Apollo, advised the Trump administration on infrastructure policy and discussed a possible White House job with Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser. That same year, Apollo lent $184 million to Mr. Kushner’s family real estate firm, Kushner Companies, to refinance the mortgage on a Chicago skyscraper.

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Please, I knew people who were exactly the same back in the 90s, there are always people who go down the paranoia rabbit hole and don't come back out.

Lot of them were praying for the collapse because that's when God would raise them above the wicked heathens and sodomites because they're secretly special but everyone else is too evil to admit it.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 156 points 11 months ago

That was so much more fun than it had any right to be.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago

It's been 20 years since broadband became fairly ubiquitous, there is 0 excuse for telcos to milk us like this, bandwidth gets so much cheaper for them every year.

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 262 points 11 months ago

Interest rates going up means investors are demanding more profit so all the tricks web companies have held off on till now are coming out.

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.

At 4pm this afternoon, President Emmanuel Macron must appear on live French television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and ... No!

On all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and have full, unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig! I don't understand!?

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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago

Nailed it, investors are demanding profit increases, it's not just interest rates (though they're the main reason) but also the corporate tax cuts in 2018 basically dumped a ton of profit onto corporations because they repatriated all their offshore cash they'd been hoarding.

That bump lasted 2 years, but the expectation of higher revenue is still there, it doesn't matter if you got lucky at slots last month, if you make your normal salary this month investors will be absolutely pissed.

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