If my thighs can rub a hole in my jeans in less than a year, how quickly are shoes going to eat through this?

Jolly ranchers, the sexy m&m, Mtn dew, why?

When the simulation is low on resources, it starts running cars with full tint so it doesn’t have to draw the npcs

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You think Dark Brandon didn’t do this? You simple fool…

Hour and a half commute, each day, not counting when there’s a bad accident at rush hour? Kill me instead, I’d rather not live life in rush hour traffic

Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

I tend to wear anything made from wool for a week or so before laundering. Anything else I tend to wash after one wear

Based on your attitude, you shouldn’t have any issues for long with people taking up your time

There’s also a variety of mask types

Yiiiikes