[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Ey you fookin muppet!

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Man, I gotta brew something up in case a Crime Day comes up.

I'd like to do some proper money laundering but I'd need dirty money first. Idk, if skill wasn't an issue, I'd hack the bank and erase my debt? No, make the bank owe ME.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Good god, he's THAT old?

Also, Harris is 59?

Why are all the candidates at or way beyond retirement age?

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

After all it is a social media that specifically leans to the right nowadays.

I left it when my feed went quiet, lucky I didn't get the treatment you seem to have.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I was in two brief relationships with the same person some 10 years ago. I am single certainly by choice, I'm a sovereign person who loves their absolute independence, I get to do or not do whatever I want, whenever I want. Committing to be with someone is not my thing.

Sometimes it's lonely when a certain kind of friend is not available. Befriending single people is always a gamble, if they enter a relationship they are likely to fade out of existence pretty quick.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Very probably I would be born the other sex. I've kinda had those vibes all my life, in various moments. This egg has the hardest shell.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

BLÅHAJ stands for the metric system.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Windows users cry because it happens every now and then, it's not a constant. :smug:

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Street Rd. It should intersect with Road St.

Oh, why yes, I'd like to see the world on fire. Regular gasoline is fine, thank you.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

They should run the developers and directors' faces in the system before deploying it. Modify the images so their skin is a bit darker.

Either they actually make it work or they get to live with a constant fear of being arrested for something bullshit.

I know I might as well ask to have the moon from the sky. :(

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I really doubt that Netflix would be what it is today if they had gotten bought. Too much would change too soon.

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

No serious relationships for me. Once I realized it, life got way easier! I completely ignored the idea that "I must find a partner, sooner rather than later as I'm growing older by the minute". I started doing a lot of things on my own, and have been enjoying the heck out of it.

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