Wear two pairs of underwear.

I'm not doing the math, but maybe box one is 75% the size of box four?

A real "let them eat cake" moment.

If it's still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.

You give them too much credit, assuming they actually went at all.

Afterwards, she should just claim it was an official act from Biden, she just delivered it.

Actually, though, now that you mention it, we do have to fix your pay. We're going to give you a 10% cut. Really sorry, things are tight, and during these troubling times, we all need to make sacrifices. Also, we stopped paying into your 401k. Breaks over, get back before we dock you 15 minutes for every 3 minutes late.

Oh man, a lid? I don't think I can afford this place.

Yes, tis a silly place.

Almost certainly, but enough about his political affiliation, which guy is he?

Yes, that is correct. We either purchased the land or found ourselves the owners in mysterious ways after special military operations. /s

I see you like things that work. We've decided that we'll break it, and sell you the solution. We call it service.