[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Why would I want Americans to have more babies?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

The virgin comedy reteller vs the chad dad joke enjoyer.

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 hours ago

Low effort high sentence crime like credit card or check fraud. Represent yourself in court and be a complete ass to maximize the jury's dislike of you, no sob stories reveal zero empathy for what you did. Try to find that sweet spot between minimum security prison, but long sentencing. Make a friend in jail and start a "fight" with them the day before your probation hearing or something to extend the behavior without angering the guards/warden too much?

It's a pretty high risk low reward strategy, but the risk is mostly because it's hard to get into a "good prison". Also make sure you do it in a state with free prison, some states are pay-to-stay prison, though I guess that could open the opportunity for loan fraud and another sentence if you do get out?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

If you need a bot to tell you a source is or isn't biased, then you shouldn't be reading the news in the first place.

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Bro that statement alone proves that poster is obviously like 12, or trolling. Why are you bothering with a response?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Great doesn't mean good nor does it mean benevolent.

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

So it's a manual manned man in the middle attack?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

So it's just like a regular researcher then?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The INTELLIGENCER

Reads like it was written by a 5th grader

Kekw

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

Wait what, jow many kilominutes per hour is one mile per stone?

[-] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

This is the the coolest and most useful, but also stupidest and most useless product I've seen.

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