I’m assuming Columbo was another of Janeway’s “holonovels” (is that a posh future way of saying “videogame”?)

That’s the great thing about single player games - you can just use a save editor and retcon anything you need as you go along…

Yes, the turtleneck and the belt really made it work.

The former Prime Minister had to stand next to this guy in a solemn legal proceeding while the vote counts were announced. Binface was never going to win, but by god he was going to make Sunak pay for it.

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Reminder that on an iPhone, if you hold the Volume Up and Power buttons simultaneously for several seconds, the phone will vibrate and will require the PIN or password next time you unlock it, not Face/TouchID. This happens whether the screen is on or off, so you can discretely do it in your pocket.

A woman so awful that after meeting her, the queen literally died.

Boy, sure would be nice if there were literally any consequences at all for him, wouldn’t it?

Fucking nationalise them. Screw the shareholders, this is where their greed has taken us.

If Trump is the president then he can’t run for a third term.

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.

Met Liz Truss.

Immediately dies.

Says it all really.