LeninsOvaries

It's okay because Daddy Stalin was a shitposter just like me

No idea, I don't believe in making up strawmen based on pop culture perceptions of disabilities.

I prefer the autist's prayer tbh

Understanding the building blocks of life is very important. This is the foundation of how your body processes energy. If you want to lose weight, for example, you should understand respiration.

Mitochondria are cool and important.

https://youtu.be/0N2IiV6VMqU

One day an old jewish pole, living in Warsaw, has his last light bulb burn out. To get a new one he'll have to stand in line for two hours at the store (and they'll probably be out by the time he gets there), so he goes up to his attic and starts rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembers seeing.

He finds the old brass lamp in the bottom of a trunk that has seen better days. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke.

"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes."

The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."

"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"

"Ok. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home."

"Hmmm. Well, all right. Your third wish?"

"I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his --"

"Okokok. Right. What's this business about Genghis Khan marching to Poland and turning around again?"

The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."

She's probably on Trump's side tbh

They should send their pilots to Ukraine to practice until the war with America starts

Or Israel. The IDF might be too tough, though.