LeninsOvaries

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How dare you!? America is a DEMOCRACY, and that means we can't be blamed for how we vote. If I vote for Trump, I'm not at fault for what happens. In fact, it's Harris's fault. She should have pandered to me more. I can blame her, and only one person can be at fault for something, so I'm guilt free.

You liberals are always trying to guilt trip us leftists for letting fascists take over the government!

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe -2 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm not a genocidal maniac either, and that's why I abstained. To teach the DNC that they need to respect us leftists, and if they don't appeal to us, we'll let Trump in. And look what's happened now. Walz has apologised, they took genocide off the platform, and Kamala is going to impeach Trump any day now. We saved democracy!

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not when he got a real frog

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The doorman actually loved frogs

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a proud Marxist-Leninist! I personally believe that using tanks to suppress the Hungarian Revolution was justified, because anyone who disagrees with Stalin on how to achieve communism is a Nazi. And if you want to see the benefits of the marxist-leninist ideology, all you have to do is look at Joe Biden's recent outspoken support for a worker owned state.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man goes to the doctor.

He says “Doctor, I am miserable. I have been banned from one of my favourite Lemmy instances for no good reason.”

Doctor says “Treatment is simple. db0 runs a community for disputing wrongful bans. Go argue with strangers. That should pick you up.”

“But, Doctor…” says the man, “I was banned by db0.”

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 week ago

You're very lucky to be able to work 40 kilometers from where you live. Nobody in the history of the world until about a hundred years ago could do something so ostentatious. The way people of 200 years ago would see your life, is the way you and I see billionaires flying across the country on a private jet every day to commute to work.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Absolutely correct, comrade. And what happened? We leftists told everyone Kamala is evil, and the people listened to us and didn't vote Democrat. We got Trump into the white house. And then the Democrats realised that they need to appeal to the left to win next time. So they've cleaned up their act and taken genocide off the agenda. And now they're actually stopping Trump's fascism. He'll be impeached any day now!

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Not if they didn't remove any comments

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Man goes to the doctor.

He says "Doctor, I am miserable. I have been banned from one of my favourite Lemmy instances for no good reason."

Doctor says "Treatment is simple. db0 runs a community for disputing wrongful bans. Go argue with strangers. That should pick you up."

"But, Doctor..." says the man, "I was banned by db0."

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