Begeistert mich immer wieder wie sie alle aus ihren Löchern kriechen als hätten sie eine international tätige Lobbygesellschaft.

So what would you pick? I'd rather take her than some religious nut that preaches/screeches abstinence.

A friend was an escort for a while and she's one of the most loving and caring people I know. I would trust her with everything, especially relationship advice.

Das kommt total überraschend, entspricht ja so gar nicht meiner Erwartung an den Kurs der FDP. Schockiert bin ich, geradezu erschüttert! Das ist mein schockiertes Gesicht 🙄

The Swiss also don't celebrate weapons as much as the US Americans.

I struggle to find the correct word. Celebrate isn't it, but I'm too tired to think about a better one and I don't want to start a comment war here. You'll probably understand what I meant.

That guy baffles me every time I read of him. Is he made of dumb or does he think everybody else is?

Nevermind. His voters don't care, so the latter it seems to be. Or both.

Forget coffee, this will wake you up. There's nothing like dropping the wrong database scheme on a lazy Monday morning.

"I bet today is the day no new community can surprise my with its existence."

Unix what?

Deswegen vorher kurz umziehen und das Kacktop anlegen.

To a buffet? Probably.

Not on the first day but after a few weeks. He missed work every Wednesday, always claiming to have eaten something bad the evening before (it was always the same food). He wasn't all that bright.

The effect may be considerable in a few centuries

Yeah, we did a speedrun! Ah shit.