I was going to do that, but then I realized that over half my comments were: "LOL", so I just deleted my account.

Zapp Brannigan, only smarter and better looking.

Remember: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Do I get probulated?

This, undoubtedly!

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

My favorite Futurama quote of all time!

Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist

Bite my shiny metal snoo