Case in point.

Careful though. If you rely on google for everything, you might meet Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

But then where will all the old people go to do acid and drink margaritas in the nude playing minigolf while their cats do bath salts??? Where will the alligators go to fuck on peoples front yards?

Nothing goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

Everything goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

Everette True is such a crazy ahead of his time genius.

Is everything relatable because nothing ever changes with humans? Or is it because all of lifes problrms have ALWAYS been solvable with violence?

Milksteaks.

Wasabi.

Kind of getting the sense the theme here is "OP is always thinking about food"

Which is good, because I've had cats that wished I would think about food more often. Like.....they wish I'd never stop feeding them.

Question is......if Trump loses in 2024, does the GOP let him run AGAIN in 2028? Because I'd be fine if he keeps running, and keeps losing. And the 2028 race would presumably be against Harris. So I'd LOVE for him to lose twice to a black woman. Just because I know HE cares so much about gender and race, and it would be the one thing that would crush his poor little ego.

More like if their team win EVERYONE loses.

Ivan the terrible.

Putin the humiliated.

Trump the illegal.

Why would you save a wasp???

I always saw it as rubbing their hands together like they're thinking up an evil plan.

So Social is the domain, and Mastodon/Piefed are the instances in my example?

If that's the case, why not make everything (instance).com?