There's only one thing that they're good for.
A good aged gouda always does me right.
That is totally gonna be somebody's Stand's power in part 9 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I'm calling it.
Somebody once hoisted her skirt up, dropped a diarrhea on the wall in a cave, and continued on with her day as if she hadn't just committed a speleological war crime.
Currently working for tips. I'd rather have a $2/hour cut from my current wage and no tips in exchange for steady hours, steady pay, and health insurance. Tips are a nice ego boost, but I can't ever rely on it. I'm tipped so poorly lately I just use it on edibles and feed my bills and shit with my decent paychecks.
Last time a recruiter harassed me via text he tried to convince me of all the kickass benefits and fun of being in the military. Straight up just told him "Dude, if you put a gun in my hand, you're going to be responsible for a suicide. Not happening." For some reason he never replied.
Docked an hour of our pay because, after we'd caught up on all of our tasks and had no chores or customers to handle, we played a bit of cards in the gift shop office to kill a bit of time. Corporate didn't like that we weren't doing stuff, despite the fact that we had literally nothing else to do, so they retroactively took away an hour of our pay.
I've already emailed the labor board about this since, looking into it, pay can only be docked before the time is worked, not after.
Brb, starting on HRT so I can regain my 2nd Amendment right.
Nah. I'm just gonna keep deadnaming Twitter for as long as Musk keeps deadnaming his child.
Starting this off myself, there was one fella at my current job who bought vodka at a liquor store during his lunch break, poured heaps of it into his soda from a fast food joint, and wound up getting fired when they noticed him getting drunk as hell.
That was before I started working here, but coincidentally I met him at my other job!
Anybody knows that one waterfall attraction in the Southeast US? The one that advertises bloody everywhere? Waterfall is pumped during the dry seasons, otherwise there'd be nothing to see. Lots of the formations are fake, and the Cactus and Candle formation was either moved from a different spot in the cave, or is from a different cave in New Mexico. Management doesn't want people to know that, but fuck 'em.
It's not their best, but it's my absolute favorite. It just scratches a huge itch for me, those first few songs are a perfect row of rock glory, and plus I grew up playing Revolution X with my late father, who introduced me to the game and band.
"Hedonism and awareness" is PERFECT. It's got "eat the rich" and "I'd rather be OD'in on the crack of her ass" on it.