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You poor bastard

Trump is like Homer Simpson mixed with Mr Burns with a whole lot of adultery thrown in.

~~Un~~Fortunately, I don't know who either of these guys are.

When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

Didn't Trump axe that one too?

I wish this guy would come out of the closet and admit he's a satirist. His stuff is funny as hell when viewed from an angle. He's probably doing his best to stay in character. Gotta keep the people wondering if there really are people that unbelievably stupid.

In this economy?

I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

I was all set to get it when I realized I already downloaded it last week.