Once there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to

Club her in the kneeeeee caaaaaaap

Every accusation is a confession...

At the same time, the Commodore Amiga had built-in stereo 44.1kHz 16-bit sound...

Good?

But you repeat yourself...

Go far enough left, you get your guns back.

Remind me again why vigilante justice is discouraged in favor of unhinged cops?

By their own criteria, trump is the antichrist.

I need to see a doctor.

Which doctor?

No, a medical one.

Helium in balloons is returning to the atmosphere. We can re harvest it if we want

No. It wafts away into space. All the helium we find is a product of radioactive decay- alpha particles- which gets trapped underground. Once it's released into the atmosphere, it is effectively gone.

Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy.

For comparison, being comfortable in someone else's skin is usually seen as creepy.

No, "didn't have the heart" doesn't mean you don't have heart, just means you have a different kind of heart, so it works fine.