MantisToboggon

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How bad did I fuck up? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 40 points 6 days ago (15 children)

The fuck is wrong with you?

If the 90s smelled like sex and candy what did other decades smell like? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 6 points 6 days ago

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

Tulsi Gabbard vows to 'aggressively pursue' intel leakers in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The call is coming from inside the house!

Texas Roadhouse to open new location this summer in North Fort Worth in c/dfw@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago

There's already a homeless person doing meth in the shitter.

South Florida man drives SUV into Tesla protesters, cops say in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

[Hypothetical] Every day, you forsee the death a random person located far away from you, and their death will happen in exactly 24 hours, how would you try and save them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 week ago

Probably get high and rub one out.

Man drives car into protesters outside a Tesla dealership, nobody hurt, sheriff says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

Crimes against breakfasts in c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's how they knew she was autistic.

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago

Can I hang out with her?

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

All you a girl with sweet boobage?!

What should I do If I don't enjoy really my life and I feel anxious about any change in my day and I don't have any bright future or anything to do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Maybe smoke a joint.

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