Honestly, I'm so fucking broke right now. I can't even afford that. Prices just keep going up, but my pay stays the same. Fuck. TuT

I would have almost no problem with paying for YouTube Premium if it wasn't so goddamned expensive (and was ad-free). Like, seriously, I don't need all this extra crap. All I want is the same old YouTube I'm currently using but with zero ads. And I can't afford it anyway, but even I could I wouldn't pay 15–20 USD for just no ads (the only feature I'd actually use).

🎵 da da neverending stooorryyyyy~ 🎵

Who said Saturn is both singular and plural?

Saturn have

Wait, there are multiple Saturns?

I refuse to tip on anything except things that are traditionally tipped, e.g. haircuts, non–fast food establishments, delivery, etc. I think it's ridiculous how seemingly everything is expecting a tip now.

But, that being said, when I do tip, I tip exceedingly well. Typically a minimum of 80–100%. I know how much they rely on tips, and I love seeing them smile when they see the tip quantity. :)

Downside is I can't afford to go those places or do those things very often. But what can you do? ¯\(•_•)/¯

Okay, but the real crime here is the fact that the "Right Lane" sign is on the left & the "Left Lane" sign is on the right.

Fucking sadists...

I work in retail.

I guarantee this is 100% necessary and also 100% ineffective.

You don't wanna fuck with the IRS.

Even the Joker is afraid of the IRS.

I think most of us are less apathetic like Squidward and more just exhausted. We care about a lot of the things happening, but there's so much going on we physically can't keep track of, let alone care about, it all, so we don't. We just don't have the mental or emotional energy for it.

English is not a language.

English is 6 drunk raccoons driving an M1 Abrams through a Wendy's drivethru.