They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

Do they have subtitles in jive?

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

oh no

that is too small a thing to be cute

if somebody handed me one, i would spend the entire time trying not to harm it just from breathing wrong

That's really neato.

"Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat."

"Grand! Is it framed yet?"

"Is it WHAT."

"Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!"

"The... I will be right back."

an angry purple cat runs about in the background

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.