[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 10 months ago

Me? I'm a Ligma male.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 months ago

Say it with me: The stock market is not the economy.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Five years ago she was 85 and running for another six-year term. Even if she was decent health then, expecting to still be in good health at 91 isn't what I'd call 'reasonable'.

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[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 11 months ago

MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE.

BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY.

FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ohm = measure of resistance in a circuit

Amp = total current flowing through a circuit

Volt = difference in charge between two points. Think of it like pressure.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Service industry workers getting harassed for their management's shitty decisions, as usual.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 year ago

I still hate Bush, but credit where it's due: that was a good dodge.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 year ago

When you can get a resin printer for less than the cost of some of the sets, wtf were they expecting?

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago

Part of ADHD. You forget things, beneficial or not. I usually realize when I'm on the way to work, then do the math of turning around for it, and how late I'll be if I do.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

The green onions, too. We have some growing in a container on our porch. They're super easy to grow, and are good to add some extra flavor to whatever poverty meal you're cooking.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

Angle of the spine. He had a whole bit about how if you lean at all, you're not manly, or something. Then he was selling shirts with the green line down the middle, because there's always a grift with these chuds.

[-] MrTulip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago

If the fediverse starts gaining traction, you can bet the mega-corps will use every dirty trick they have to co-opt it or, if that fails, undermine it.

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