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White tie.... It's over 9000!!

Why do you want the army in charge of the boat people?

Yeah my corpo laptop actually came with it. It's standard on all our renewed devices now. I was pleasantly surprised. Apparently the CTO deemed it so.

Good faith response here so pardon me if it's a swoosh moment. One of my devices is a fairly recent Mac. And it has a headphone jack. Which I appreciate greatly.

No no please. Continue.

Whoa. Can we go deeper?

My professor (computer science - NP complete problems specific) had a theory.

Higher up your education, more and more you learn about less and less.

I am convinced he accidentally stumbled across Buddhism all on his own (he was a religious Christian, the generous, do not judge others kind). Because Buddha seems to have done his PhD in nothing. Even "wrote" the whole dissertation on nothingness.

If you do test their theory, get tested often.

Worship and prayers

I've seen a few Sanskrit ones. Nothing drastic in real life, thankfully. I find the Chinese ones much more hilarious.

Had a friend in college legit get ancient Chinese calligraphy. Absolutely beautiful. But my international center buddy told me separately it just meant window. It was supposed to be this heavenly view or some such thing. No. It was window.