3 days poopless 2.0?

Thinking Europeans are the only other humans on Earth

I always look for joke-named instances for fediverse platforms. Guess what I landed on for Lemmy.

The Splatoon 3 player base had gone through this 4 months ago

Half the people here are trying to de-google

I prefer flex

I setup my own matrix instance and ran a few bridges on it, so I don't need WhatsApp thanks

My dad still believes the entire Y2K problem was a scam. How do I convince him?

In Hong Kong, "Hongkongers love working"

There's a typhoon? We work.
There's a rainstorm? We work.
There's a political conflict? We work.
There's an apocalypse? We'll probably still go to work.

So whenever people from other countries complain about work hours being too long or retirement age being raised, we just laugh at them. And then continue working.

Bowser Revolution

My website, which might be the most impractical informative website in history.

The idea started 3 years ago. I'm still irregularly updating it. Every time I see it I feel proud of myself.

Hold your key's metal part and touch some other metal that is earthed to discharge yourself.

By holding the key, you provide a way bigger surface area for transferring the charge, so it won't hurt you.