[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 day ago

">nearly burst into treats upon entering their miasma"

Nice try, piñata person, I bet you thought nobody would notice?

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago
[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ask for it special from the deli/meat section or settle for the fake stuff during Halloween, I guess?

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

A gallon of blood, tampons, and a Popsicle kit.

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

Like eating all that delicious dumpster food large chains throw away daily.

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago

Become medieval doctor, become the master of leeches.

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago

They're just trying to get you to lower your guard so they can trick you and make fun of you; don't fall for it Anon!

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