OCATMBBL

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[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, no you misheard him. He's the president of Ps

GOP

Patriarchy

Protecting Pedophiles

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This answer feels very "do you guys not have phones?".

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

The Andrew formerly known as a prince.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta replenish if he wants more wars to stop. Record breaker!

/joke

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Purple Ice Pops.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yakkity Sax the whole building every night.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

By letting their lives burn down. Seriously. They won't learn a lesson if they get bailed out now. If they keep hurting, maybe they'll vote better next time.

More likely they'll vote Libertarian, aka Diet Republican, and pretend they did something worthwhile.

Democrats fail to fix things (on purpose) while Republicans actively worsen the nation. That's our only choices until the Democratic party gets massive reform (hopefully) when the old fuckers die.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unfortunately he once had a free trial of Disney+, so he gets nothing.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Came here to mention this one, and here it is! I love Shaolin Soccer.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"It's time to come together and heal as a nation. Now is not the time for retribution."

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

Their friendship lasted longer than the Confederacy.

 

Imagine yourself pre-2016, and this presidency (2016/2024) is the subject of a movie.

"Oh, c'mon, seriously? They'd just impeach and remove him. Do these guys even read?"

"President Buff from Back to the Future? We're supposed to believe this?"

"Do they really think the D's would just roll over to the R's?"

"They're just going to rubber-stamp approve who-fucking-ever? Republicans and Democrats?"

"They're just going to let this dipshit pardon a bunch of insurrectionists? Did the writing team not know the sentence for treason is death?"

"HES LITERALLY CALLING HIMSELF A KING IN A TWITTER POST. JFC!"

This movie has so many plot holes I'd walk out on it. And here I am fucking living it.

 
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