Viking virtues like staying true to your word, even if that means death. A deviation of this is the stoning of men that tried to flee from combat - by their wives.
Viking society was very gender based with clear roles for man and woman, and while being a bottom would hurt your manly rep, being the active partner in a homosexual relation would bolster it.
Children still had top prio, so without a wife being too didn’t make the cut.
pups come in different sizes, but i think the main issue would be hitting the right keys with its paws. Besides nobody under 13 (so about 2 man-years for a pup) should be posting to social media, including the fediverse.