Daily reminder slavery is still legal in the U.S.

Between that, the discrepancy of the eyebrows, and the discrepancy of the backpack thing, so much of this doesn't add up. Not guilty.

They can't stop us from loving him.

Luigi did it, and he really was that stupid.

Given that he was valedictorian at his school, I find that unlikely to be the option.

I think you're missing a 4th option:

• He did it, and believed it not worth the anxiety/suffering of living the rest of his life as a wanted man, so did what he could to get away from the immediate scene but ultimately turn himself in so to speak.

And there are almost certainly more nuanced options out there.

That's only something that could pretty much only be proven with a paper trail, which isn't necessarily possible.

Pretty fucking neat

How very protect and serve of him.

Are you there universal monk?

Homes, medical treatment, and financial stability are all a lot more expensive than bougie consumer products.

And while the average american can usually figure out how evil the oligarchy is, thinking through solutions and actions is a much bigger ask for the average american.

Currently using a prius C. In theory I'd prefer to have an EV, but I just don't have a consistent place to charge, and I already outright own my existing car.

Currently working on trying to reduce my use of my existing car. Because at the end of the day an ebike will always be better than any type of car.

I've played enough KSP to know that's a good location to crash.

I love it. Free Luigi.