[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

It's why he's the only president that the job didn't age. He took on zero responsibility.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The joke didn't work regardless.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That isn't the criteria we use to name newly discovered species.

But you know what IS funny?

Joe Biden isn't running for a second presidential term.

Yet you weirdos are so obsessed that you just can't let him go. You wish he was still running. Because now y'all are about to get beat up by a girl.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Is that a joke?

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Why? I don't get it.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

May you then enjoy the full force of it.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Communism depends on nobody being allowed on top.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Best part about this is that for Russia to become competent requires a total 180 of their culture. They need to encourage freedom of thought, questioning authority, and the courage and capability to react independently. Until they become better people, their military and industry will always suck.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No. It is not a bad take. Just look at candy cigarettes.

Oh it's just advertising? Advertising is brainwashing, and nothing more. It should be outright banned. Especially campaigns targeting children.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Especially in spaaaace.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

She's his wife. It's their bathroom. He's being considerate.

If you mean my friend, that was in reference to buying his girlfriend a cute blouse now and then. He did the same for friends, his sister, and mom. He wasn't a fuckboy buying tampons to pick up women. Word got around that he was top shelf. He was funny, charming, considerate, honest, and knew his way around the women's rack at Goodwill. If a relationship stopped working, he was seldom single long.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just look at the box, then grab the same one on your next grocery run. Do the same with her other feminine products. Put them in the cabinets where they go. Act like it was nothing. Make her wonder how long it was since she bought them herself.

Advanced mode: Figure out her clothing sizes and what colors work for her, what fabrics feel nice, then get her a cute blouse or dress. Don't make it a big deal.

See what happens. One of my best friends mastered this. Dude cleaned up in college.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Olhonestjim@lemmy.world to c/cyberpunk2077@lemmy.world

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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