PeterPoopshit

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[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty soon you'll be required to get one of these as a condition of employment. Just watch.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

The more people that try to avoid these kinds of jobs, the sooner someone in power will change the rules.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It does cause chafing if you do a lot of walking around within the first few days, although for me all the chafing only ever happens in my crotch under my balls (I might as well shave everything since shaving the asshole is 99% of the work). Powder solves it but also if your job doesn't require you to do miles and miles of waking a day, it's a non issue.

Imho, the advantages of shaving my ass outweigh the negatives. Wasting toilet paper is bad. Streaks smell. The problem with bidets is you'll only ever get to use one if you install one in your home. People always tend to refute every claim that it's more hygienic, and while I'm not here to argue that, there are situations where not having all that crotch hair results in less body stench since it can be wiped easily. For further b/o control you can apply deodorant to your balls and that patch of skin above your dick and it's really effective as long as you aren't planning on getting your dick sucked.

Everyone is free to do whatever they want with their ass hair but every comment section about ass shaving is full of people that think it's bad. It's important people are aware of both sides of the story.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I kept my ass shaved during the pandemic. Only had to use like 2 squares of single ply toilet paper per shit. Ass hair is a conspiracy by toilet paper companies to sell more toilet paper.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Lemmy.world server runs on a 16mhz 386dx and has 16mb of ram. It just does that sometimes.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

One time I baked a whole entire cake for myself. There was no occasion or anything I just wanted to have a cake and eat it too. It turns out cakes are really big and it's really hard for a single person to eat a cake faster than it turns all spongy and icky.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

If Harambe was still alive he'd already be dead

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real question is: where can you buy a printer that prints into toilet paper?

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We are living in a real life 1984

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I hope you're right. There's a lot of backwards people out there that vote.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Premarital sex in the state of Utah prior to 2018.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

One one hand, if Trump goes to prison it won't be Trump vs Biden 2024 but on the other hand, this would mean DeSantis vs Biden in 2024. At least Trump is an idiot. DeSantis is more calculated and strategic about all the bad stuff he does.

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