Pistcow

joined 2 years ago
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Supreme Court- 'Nah.'

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The one true King.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

Um zapped? Shocked?

Oh yeah, I forgot that was like drowned. Had a coworked ask me if another coworker that drowned was OK? Nah dude, he's dead, it wasn't a near drowning.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I was having a bad day after my shower door exploded while cleaning it, cutting up my hand while cleaning it up, and somehow getting electrocuted when plugging in my laptop but this....makes up for all of that.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago
[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why did they even let him in?

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I take adderall and drink 3 monsters a day. Used to smoke too, but that stuff is bad for you...

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 48 points 6 days ago

They're not investors, they're money launderers.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

Basically, a VBA Excel file.

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