[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 60 points 3 months ago

Me: breathing in oxygen and exhaling CO2

Cops: you're under arrest.

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I'm in a situation where I'm looking for jobs local to me with decent pay and benefits. I did searches on all the major job sites with my criteria, sorted how I want, striped out the session ids and saved the links in an auto hotkey script so I can quickly check each site every day.

I still have issues with irrelevant results, such as jobs on towns I have no desire to commute to, companies I would never work for, and jobs with requirements I don't have, such as nursing.

I'm not really a programmer, but I can tinker around with things to an extent. It would be nice to be able to scrape these sites in order to reduce the irrelevant postings, I just don't know how to go about it.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 33 points 4 months ago

I played the gunshot in this scene. I had to clap two boards together when they turned out the lights.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 35 points 4 months ago

What is there to know exactly? You just follow the installer and pick languages and whatnot. It's no different than installing Windows except that it's faster.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 31 points 4 months ago

My mom had just married my stepdad and I was around 7 years old. I would have to go to his mom and dad's house before school since my mom had just started working again. His dad was dying and on oxygen. He was pretty much bed ridden at that point. He called me into his room and asked me just to come in there to say hello whenever I came over. He didn't last much longer after that, but he still wanted to see me even though he had barely known me.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 35 points 5 months ago

They think the blue indicator means their headlights are on.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

When I poop, I'll take my hand and make a "knife hand" and massage the area above my hip and grab the side of my stomach while bending over to help the poop get out instead of straining. It's this weird?

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Illinois just enacted a law that prevents alpr companies from sharing data outside of the state in order to protect people coming into the state for abortion.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 42 points 5 months ago

Ok, I can buy a quad core thin client for $30. The prices for these are too high for what they are.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 111 points 6 months ago

Cars. Expensive cars require more frequent and complicated maintenance and repairs than cheaper cars. They over engineer them on purpose in order to make it unreasonable to maintain them in the long run. They don't want their brand sullied by old versions of their cars driven around by poor people.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 38 points 7 months ago

The u.s. mostly only uses civil enforcement. If your landlord isn't upholding their end of the contract then the contract is void and you can move somewhere else. There's rarely any mechanism to make them do anything.

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I can't find anything on the specifics of how federation actually works. The op thread gets copied to any federated server? What happens if the thread is deleted on the op server? Does it still exist on all other federated servers? How do comments and votes work? That kind of thing.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

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The fire department said drivers should not park over leaves.

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 52 points 8 months ago

So they won't mind being split into three different companies, right?

[-] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 73 points 9 months ago

Google+ did the same thing when it rolled out, then they tried to force people to use it before they cancelled the project.

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