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What's the weirdest thing you ever saw someone do in their kitchen? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Oops, sorry to interrupt in c/herpetology@mander.xyz

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, I bet the wind blew him up there and now he is trying to get down.

What is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Go brush your teeth!

*Permanently Deleted* in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

Excuse me, do you have any fish for me? in c/otters@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'll run and get you some.

Rat Hotels in North Carolina? in c/petrats@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I do not have any rats myself, but I worked at a veterinary clinic and we would board unusual pets on occasion. If you have a veterinary clinic in mind for your rats you may want to stop by or call and ask if they do any boarding, or if they have any ideas for you.

This is a choice! in c/shittytattoos@lemmy.ca

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Is he using a piece of corn for a fake tooth?

What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

Please suggest a name for my teddy? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Basic courtesy in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't take the cart out of the store anymore. I really can't afford that many groceries.

Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

Support Thread regarding the situation for Disabled people in the US in c/chronicillness@lemmy.world

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

"And when my body is taken back home"... The MAGAs will ask if All of the organs were harvested and marketed.