The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

Not quite, with age comes experience. Learning from that experience is wisdom.

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

I remember coming across a post of tumblr where someone said that if a guy says his favorite movie/tv show is Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty or Fight Club, you should run immediately.

The reason was that while these are good works exploring complex, broken and often violent men, a certain subset (the kind of people who would claim that one of those was their favorite of all time) doesn’t have the reasoning ability to understand that they’re the villains of their universe and should not be idolized.

Rorschach easily fits within the same mold as Tyler Durden, Rick Sanchez and Walter White, a complex and entertaining protagonist who’s also a terrible person who no one should want to be.

From a post on the forums for Order of the Stick:

“Calling a wizard a sorcerer is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they were naturally gifted.”

“Calling a wizard a warlock is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they gave the dean a BJ behind the Arby’s.”

At this point, it’s just easier to assume that anytime you see four panels in a 2x2 box, it’s loss.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

I mean, yeah. Like ninety percent of Batman’s rogues gallery are just mob bosses with a gimmick. He’s a street level superhero, that’s about how much you can reasonably take on when your superpowers are martial arts and money.

The smoke cloud resembles the Mandelbrot Set, one of the more famous fractals.

Let’s also add on that humans used a tactic called “persistence hunting”, in which you follow after some animal at a brisk pace startling it every time it tries to rest. With nothing more than sweat glands, pointy sticks and ridiculous endurance, we marathon jogged some species to extinction!

See also: Scanlan’s Law, aka the goofiest characters are the ones most likely to break the table’s fucking hearts with a very serious scene.