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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.ml

Tap for spoiler“Next member please!”

“ Share those loads of savings with the whole family”

“You’ll get so many savings it’ll show all over your face!”

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Yes 😂😂😂😂

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Title mctitle face (lemmy.world)
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[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Honestly you otter ask him about it

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Girl at work (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world to c/dating@lemmy.world

Asking a girl out at my workplace.

Hey family! Sooooo. First time posting here, not sure what to include - I’ll try my best.

I’m a vendor that shows up at different locations of work. Then later while I was busy, she said “hey how’s your day going?” And I didn’t hear her and she walked in front of my line of sight to get my attention and ask me again. we were talking after and I mentioned the idea of coffee. She asked “why” and chuckled.

Again later, I told her the next location of work I would be at sometimes I don’t like working there. She said “oh yeah, I go there sometimes.” I said “maybe I’ll see you then!” And she said yeah maybe you will.

Fast forward a week later she shows up with her female friend, and tried chatting but I was busy.

I’m back at her location of work and a few friends recommend different things. I told them “I don’t think she’s interested” And they were like are you crazy?! She brought a friend as a second opinion.

One friend recommended I just go up to her and chat and then say “hey why don’t I text you my number in case you wanna grab coffee outside of work” Another said that might be too direct. She might be nervous cuz she does like me but is intimidated, she just to just be romantic and leave a piece of paper in the shape of a heart with my number and name.

What do yall think?

Edit: I don’t personally think she’s “the one” I don’t like pressuring things that are uncertain. I just want to start practicing

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Did anyone else notice that if you long-press on the plus button in a conversation it’ll pull up the gallery? Also.. If you double tap the plus button it’ll pull up the fourth menu item. Whichever that is. Not sure if it’s a glitch or not

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oh goodness 😂😂

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Very nice 3D meme you made for us

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Sometimes I stabilize my date.. by putting wood under ‘em

  • brought to by the guy with my username
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Uhhhhhhhhh…. Yes words

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[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I am confused

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You respond to this :(

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Funnier than what. I didn’t get to finish the punchline

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s funny, that’s the EXACT same message I was just receiving from a friend who hiked Mount Everest recently with a pegleg

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[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I feel like Im missing context but I like it

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I’ve been using my Apple Watch ultra and I’ve been loving it for a few months. I love going for runs without my phone on me. I only have one dread; when I need to go for a run without my phone, I can’t disconnect my iPhone from my watch and use the LTE I’m paying for unless I turn off my phone or I go far enough away from the phone. When I play music on my watch, the music gets choppy cuz it’s losing phone connection. Any idea of how to disconnect the phone without shutting it off?

[-] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I hear zombies don’t mind getting messy when eating ribs.

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