[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

"And that's MXC's impact replay of the day!"

Seriously, I want that on a bumper sticker.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

My dad, after a discussion in my young adult years turned political: "if you're not a liberal when you're young, you don't have a heart. If you're not conservative when you're an adult, you don't have a brain."

Well, dad, I have made it to adulthood with brilliant children and great relationships with them to boot. I'm still a screaming liberal and you're still a racist that is gargling the balls of a wannabe dictator.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 134 points 3 months ago

I will die on the hill that Bluetooth always has and always will suck ass. Pairing sucks. Latency sucks. Random-ass disconnects suck. Fuck Bluetooth in the neck sideways with a rusty screwdriver.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago

Step 4: get blown ta fuck by a fpv drone

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

And that's not being snide - they actually had that on the giant scroller at the rnc convention!

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

"Moms" for liberty was founded in part by a dude in New Jersey that was up on charges for sexual assault, and another founder in Florida, a couple, the husband of which was credibly charged (and I believe pled out) to criminal sexual conduct...

That organization? The same one that the Southern Poverty Law Center has designated as a hate group? Let me see how many fucks I can find to give about what they have to say...

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago

The absolute worst, most annoying thing about every Apple advert and the day-long adverts - the launch day events, is the freaking hyperbole.

(breathlessly exclaim:) The fastest ever. The thinnest ever. More cameras than ever! The most ever ever!

Breathtaking vividly bright Applewordsalad display technology

My coworker is fully bought in to the ecosystem, so I get the full experience every launch day. Listen critically sometime. Turn on your bullshit filter. It's a fun game.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Oh, eat a Hello Kitty lunchbox full of dicks. There's plenty of reasons to hate on TikTok (and Facebook, insta, YouTube, ad-infinitum/ad-nauseum). They're a damn cancer on society.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 91 points 8 months ago

That's the most depressing thing I've seen all day, and I've been doomscrolling since I woke up.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

Yeah, those damn liberals and their... Summer school lunch programs... And not wanting kids to get cut to ribbons in the Rio Grande... And wanting to assure access to healthcare, no matter who you are or your gender expression, or if you want safe access to an abortion... And want to end systemic racism...

Yeah, you're right - both sides are the same. /S

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

An old trick you could do on old physical fax machines was to tape a couple of sheets of black construction paper together, feed them into the machine and tape them into a loop. Dial your special person and burn through all their toner. Of course, now it would just generate a bunch of emails.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

HEY MEDIA!

Stop. Giving. These. Fuckwits. Attention!

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