Right? I see it as a bonus that chat doesn’t work.

The floor is lava.

How hooked are you that you can’t stop for an hour to workout? Also, wouldn’t the smoking be hindering the workout? I worked out less than an hour after smoking once and struggled a bit to get through it.

Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!

Yeah $5 isn’t realistic. I would say it’s more like $10-$15

So if you can play doom on it then it’s a gaming console. Everything is a gaming console now.

Corner wedged into bottom of palm with index finger supporting the top corner and remaining fingers supporting the back, thumb to navigate.

Video not available in my country in the original link and it seems Piped couldn’t get it to work either.

we need people on sight

Gotta keep them in the crosshairs!

Now I want a nuisance bot. Maybe start things off like:

This is the longest summary I could come up with:

My buddy wanted to use a 25% off coupon from fandango when we were buying tickets, so they used fandango and I used the theater’s website to purchase tickets. They had a service fee while I did not and in the end they saved a whopping ¢25 over me.

I'm playing both sides