The party of pedophiles.

That's awesome.

I rarely dream. But when I do, it's deleted from my RAM about 10 seconds after I wake up.

Super fun to wake up sweating buckets absolutely pants shitting terrified and by the time it registers where you are and that you're safe it's completely gone.

You just know there's a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral

That genocidal lunatic doesn't need a reason.

I'm feeling more Schadenfreude than Catharsis tbh.

"Not a dating simulator"

Clearly these dorks don't play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

Jorkin Dapenis Vance uses sugar substitute in his sweet tea. Pass it on.

This is why console demos are so rare anymore.

Try before you buy means fewer sales on launch day.

Informed consumers are careful with their money. And that's bad. Apparently.

If a job needs doing. It needs a living wage to be paid for.

No matter how much Wall St wishes it so, we are not slaves. If you want the work done, fucking pay for it. Or go out of business.

Totally. Verge just lost their access to breaking gaming news. They'll be blacklisted from now on.

That said, I don't know anyone who goes to The Verge for breaking news on gaming.

Obviously not concerned enough to stop it.