The good news is that none of those CHUDs are immune to bullets. They can be stopped by exploiting that vulnerability. The best time to be prepared was already, but there's still time left to become prepared.

Master Blaster

Two men enter, one man leaves

I'm ready to hear what the Joint Chiefs of the US military have to say about this. They stepped in to lend some clarity a couple of times in 2020 when bullshit was getting too flagrantly unconstitutional, to remind everyone of the military's oath to uphold the Constitution regardless of who is in command (they also officially stated that Biden was commander in chief in Jan. 2021)

It depends on who you have it with. If your partner is good at it then it's one of the best experiences that life can offer. If either / both partners are not good at it, it can still be good and satisfying for one or both partners. Overall I would choose sex over any other awesome activity, unless the other awesome activity was something rare that I may not get another chance to experience.

If you feel like you have a bunch of shit stuck on your ass, probably wipe first and then begin the spray. I wouldn't want shit-clumps splattering all around the bowl area.

What I do is alternate the water and the TP until the TP shows nothing but water. It may take a couple of sprays and wipes, but the end result is a much cleaner ass than wiping alone could ever accomplish. I might be using about 60% as much TP as without a bidet but I don't care, because my ass is very clean.

BTW this requires decent TP that will hold up to gentle wiping of wet areas, not the cheapest weakest TP will suffice.

"I didn't eat that dog and assault that nanny, but if I did the brain worms made me do it - I'm not a church boy!"

This was the full quote for those of you who didn't read the article.

The singer / guitarist from Weezer had his legs broken and extended to become taller. Rivers Cuomo was his name. It still is too.

Children shouldn't be watching videos like that.

That's pretty simple, he could walk outside the White House, declare to the public "I'm on a fuckin' smoke break bitches" and immediately punch a child in the face. This would be an Unofficial act of the President and a violent crime.

Right, those are the bullshit complexities that we don't need. I'm glad to have the beneficial ones like direct injection, advanced turbos, and variable valve timing (etc)

Well we can hope for better news on July 11th then.

Exactly right, they are all extremely complex mechanically and electronically. Engine and transmission technology have come a long way, and I guess the absurd complexity is the trade-off we got for the improvements