My wife and her family have a hell of a time getting Google to understand their requests (Hispanic, wife is first generation) and has no issue understanding my requests, so I could see significant issues with the software misinterpreting.

Or whoever those people are

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

Screen against chest or you are going to have it swing away from you.

Shave it yourself before the appt

I still have my wife do babysitter coordination, to avoid me having to get the numbers of a bunch of teenage girls and texting them.

This is the onion, it's all satire

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

How many sets of mammaries?

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

I was hoping it was a Kia